Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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