Someone shit on the floor
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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