Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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