i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
Randomize
