Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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