I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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