I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
