Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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