im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
