So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i may or may not be watching the land before time
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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