then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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