My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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