Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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