Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
did i just pee glitter
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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