i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
i dont even know how to be here
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
