My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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