you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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