"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
It's Friday. Sex?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Randomize
