Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
