HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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