I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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