dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Houston, we have a blender
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
