he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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