I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Randomize
