he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
soo... how was my night?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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