well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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