So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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