omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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