So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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