Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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