either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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