I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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