Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
