Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
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