We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
wow bdsm is so cute
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