dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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