I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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