Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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