There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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