how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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