it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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