Do vagina's smell?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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