FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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