OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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