Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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