its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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