i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I am mentally ready for anal.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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