Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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