Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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