Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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