No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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